jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
Dear parking cops:
So this girl gave attitude to my teacher today
Girl: *Rolls eyes*
Teacher: Yeah keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there.
If you strike us down now we shall rise again and renew the fight. You cannot...– Pádraig Pearse (via oaken-shield)
How to tell if someone is crazy. →
SOUNDS LIKE ME
lanactrlaltdelrey: Reasons why I didn’t do my English essay: “If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.” - Lee Alexander McQueen
What my mom really thinks about me